Munkay Do List

Today's to-do list.




1-Hypnotize cat into foot warming snack fetcher.


2-Finish memorizing the Gettysburg Address as promised to 7 th grade teacher.


3-Open "Teach Yourself Belly Dance" video. Close shades.


4-Transport dryer lint wad to attic for added insulation benefits.

5-#69 from "The Joy of Cooking." Osso Busso .(come up with innocent sounding description for calf calve.)


6-Find the perfect chocolate covered fathers day gift. Wrap in crumpled paper, shove in mailbox. Call hubby, inform him his gift has finally arrived. Open and taste to make certain it is still good.


7-Get pesky restraining orders lifted.


8- Write thank you letter to life coach. Set on fire and use to smudge the failure stink off self.

8-Decide which kid(s) to sell to the gypsies.

8-Phone in sick. Time how long it takes boss to realize in his panic I'm not scheduled.


9-Practice counting skills.


10-Revise semi hostile chicken coup. (go ahead, try to figure that one out.)


11- Sit down kids, tell them of their true father. Call the Rock and demand back child support.